Single? Looking for that “Special Someone?”

…How about Marilyn Manson? According to the Associated Press, creepy goth rocker Marilyn Manson is now officially divorced from his wife of barely two years, Dita Von Teese. That’s right, you can ring in the New Year with the clown of death and suffering by your side.

Oh, whoops! He may be legally “single”, but apparently he’s dating some 20-year-old actress…my bad.

-Cydney